happy birthday, adam. i might get you something that doesn't involve having sex with me, because the little woman wouldn't like that much. have a good one, man.

shit i'm at four weeks better update don't want anyone fishy sneaking in here do we ( Read more... )

happy birthday, dan, you big headed bastard. all joking aside, i love you, even when you make fun of me. have a good one.

Dan deleted, but I got Ryan. I think this is a win win situation. At least it made me happy enough to update. Not that I love Ryan more than Dan.

i need sleep, a shower, and my back to be popped. oh and to remember to update this without branden yelling at me. so until the next six weeks.

so godsmack's douche bag fucking crew and some local security decided to fuck up my band. how fucking lovely. let's get four three hundred pound guys on top of adam who weighs a third of one of them. fuck. and i'm still pissed i wasn't there because i decided to be clean and go shower.

at least this gave me a reason not to go past 6 weeks.

this is branden updating for josh and i just am updating to say i hate him and i am glad he is not on tour with us anymore and i hope one of their speakers catches on fire again and falls on top of him and his drum kit and they throw him around in the snow to try to put him out too

bye

Dan updated so I guess that means I have to. Goddammit. From now on I'm going to stick to short rhyming posts to make my life easy ( Read more... )

I have so much snot in my head I think I can hear it. I'm waiting for it to start oozing out of my tit. Speaking of tits, Dan is one. Well this has been fun. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I. Bye. - Josh

I'm Josh and I drum for Story of the Year.

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