This was in my inbox this morning from Barack's website ( Read more... )

I could survive for 44 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Celebrity deaths always come in sets of 3.

1. Bernie Mac
2. Isaac Hayes
3. ....?

Commence celebrity deathwatch.

I'm looking at Mexican vacations ( Read more... )

I'm at Body Ritual, waiting for Jake to get to me. It's finally time to get my ankle/foot tattoo touched up and added on ( Read more... )

I simply don't understand Creationists. People still protest against teaching evolution in the classroom, arguing that evolution can't be scientifically proven. Well, that's the pot calling the kettle black, isn't it? Where is the solid evidence from Creationists that God created man ( Read more... )

It's been a strange, strange night...but it doesn't matter, check out this userpic!

I just got a call from one of my employees ( Read more... )

Just got back from my favorite bar, Elliott's on Murray and North. My friend bartends there. Mike and I met up with Tom there, and I haven't seen Tom in a country minute. Had a Thin Mint martini, a Baizer, and a Cherry Bomb. Having absolutely no tolerance for alcohol anymore, 3 martinis has me pretty tipsy ( Read more... )

I don't know why the fuck I'm so angry. Bad case of pms is my guess. The slightest thing is making me want to kill someone. Example: I was stuck behind this fat fuck on the bus today that stunk so bad I didn't even want to inhale. God, it was the most repugnant thing. If that wasn't bad enough, he kept scratching his head really fast, which ( Read more... )