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Just When All The Mean Jokes About The Japanese Seemed Exhausted, There's Another Earthquake.
My brother and I were talking and we decided one thing that would make politics in America much easier for everyone would be if we had the ability to do a vote of no confidence in the government. "Oh, you can't pass a budget. Okay, we're throwing every single one of you out on your ass and electing an entirely new congress who can ( Read more... ) -
What's The Difference Between Michael Phelps & Hitler?
I went out and visited my brother in Albuquerque a couple of weeks ago. Good times were had. It's a pretty neat city actually. Neater than I had realized. The University of New Mexico is there, so it's got a college town vibe to it, but there's also a pretty serious art scene, which makes for an interesting combination. It's also an actual city, ( Read more... ) -
What's The Difference Between Batman & A Black Man?
So after mooning over them for like six months I finally bit the bullet and ordered a bunch of shirts from Last Exit To Nowhere. They've got a large selection of awesome shirts that made obscure (sometimes too much so) references to great movies. The only problem is that it's a U.K. site hence they charge U.K. prices for the shirts and shipping. ( Read more... ) -
What Has 75 Arms & Legs and is only 3 Feet Tall?
I went and saw Book of Eli tonight. It's a good movie, but kind of strange. It's pretty religious. And would be more so if it weren't for the fact that Denzel kills like 30 dudes and the bad language. I dug it because I'm a sucker for Denzel. I like just about anything he's in. Esp. if he gets to be a badass in it and this is one of his more ( Read more... ) -
What Did One Tampon Say To The Other Tampon?
The last page of Beasts of Burden #2 is officially the creepiest, most disturbing page I've read in any comic in recent memory. Man, that book is not what I was expecting when I picked the series up. I think I like it though. I haven't been completely caught up on comics since San Diego. I'm months and months behind on some of my absolute favorite ( Read more... ) -
Why Do They Call The Space Between A Woman's Breasts & Hips "The Waist"?
Okay, so after getting to Biloxi, Mississippi about midnight, we decided not drop in and wake up any family. So we got a room on Keesler AFB and after drinking some terrible (but oddly not entirely) cans of Budweiser we pass out. The next morning we get our customary late start and try to go visit our family. But there's no one around, and we're ( Read more... ) -
This Guy's Having Terrible Pains In His Wrist. He Goes To The Doctor & The Doc Tells Him
"I'm Sorry To Tell You, But You're Going To Have To Stop Masturbating." The Guy's Like "What? Why ( Read more... ) -
What Do You Call a Blonde Hiding In a Closet?
Waitasec! Did they just show a cricket AND a rugby highlight in the Top 10 plays on Sportscenter? What the fuck is going on here?!? I thought they moved to Los Angeles, not Europe!
Speaking of them moving to L.A., since they pimp their new studio and the surrounding area so much, they should go back to Bristol for an episode and do the same sort of ( Read more... )
