this is to show andy how close he is to ice cream heaven

[journalwk]

last done this six months ago.

"this is not blogging, it's el jaying."

--moosemonster

Top Ice-Cream-Eating Motherfuckers on lostcosmonaut's Internet Diary
(Self-commentude excluded from rankings)

1journalwk

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need more PDRCATs

[odobenidae]

It's the nature of the AAAAA (I've got an extra one now, I see) to be on top, I say. Mr. Juke, Sorry about the upcoming topple! Might not last for long, though, because somebody else seems to be freelancing like a motherfucker.

greased abacus

[odobenidae]

- 7 deleted journals, though at least three of those people created other primary journals afterwards; the list 6 months ago had 9 deleted journals

- who will be the first to crack a grand? Might not even be me! Probably will be, though

- Top 10 is split 50/50 gender-wise, though the 5 males account for 802 more comments than the 5 females

- you, Mr. Juke, have left 27 comments in the 6 months, versus my own 264. In three years, at this rate, I'll have left a total of 2,521 comments to your 1,127

- anonymous had left only 47 comments 6 months ago, but has now left 171! That's 124, and at 248/year, she/he/they will be Top 10 within a year

perhaps journal w k should flame anyone who rebuffs yr request

[journalwk]

here's this thing I made th other day for my good friend Ozan's birthday. Thank U4 teaching me this trick, fellow journalist.

jwk flame outsourcing, that's an idea!

[odobenidae]

Super-cool comment, there, bloody one! You're turning more into a graphic artist with each passing day. Here come the pro gigs, I say, as well as the mega-profitable inter-couple design firm.

[maria_sputnik]

how is it that eran is so high up in that list?

mad bomber

[journalwk]

he used to leave comments like rabbits leave pellets.

[moosemonster]

In the year 1412, AD or BC, they scissored up the raving remnants of regularity, pouring them into a molten glass cavern. They, of course, being the same beings they'd always been, being begotten over and over again like volcanic metaphors, the lava, red with a dark grey crust plopping into the Arctic waves which had only had steam to say.

[claudelemonde]

In the year 1412, AD or BC, they
scissored up the raving remnants of
regularity.
Pouring them into a molten-glass cavern.
They, of course, being
the same beings they'd always been--
being begotten over and over again, like
volcanic metaphors--
the lava, red with a dark grey crust,
plopping into the Arctic waves that had
only had steam to say.

[moosemonster]

[ . . ]
== o o O O (The extra had was a mistake, but now it's growing on me)
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^^ ^^

[moosemonster]

Perhaps London wasn't calling at all, perhaps it was crying. Everyone needs a good cry, at some point, although I figure you could go fifty years without. The problem is, if you could be immortal, time would become meaningless: one second or a billion years would have the same meaning. Ultimately, I think thermodynamics would become in effect a kind of time-coccoon, wrapping it loosely like a broadsheet around fish & chips. Inside, though, you could be crying forever, where a second becomes a billion years and perhaps after a trillion universes come and go, a few drops might soak through and blur the newsprint.

[claudelemonde]

Perhaps
      London
wasn't calling at all, perhaps it
                  was crying.
Everyone needs a good cry      at some point
although I figure you could go fifty years without
The problem is
            if you could be immortal
time would become
      meaningless:
      one second or a billion years
      would have the same meaning
Ultimately      thermodynamics would become in effect
a kind of time-coccoon
wrapping it loosely      like a broadsheet
around fish & chips. Inside      though
you could be crying forever, where a second
            becomes a billion years
            and perhaps after a trillion universes come and go
a few drops might soak through
      and blur
      the newsprint.

[moosemonster]

Outstanding value-add, synergistic paradigms, multiplier effects, and so on, notwithstanding.

[claudelemonde]

I. London
    A. Potential actions:
        1. not calling
        2. crying
            a. necessary for all
            b. in 50-yr intervals
II. Immortality
    A. Problems:
        1. time becoming meaningless
            a. 1 second or 1 bil. years have same meaning
            b. thermodynamics become time measurement device
                (1). wrapped like fish and chips in paper
            c. crying becomes eternal
                (1) after 1 bil. years & 1 tril. universes tears might soak paper in II:A:1:b:(1)

[moosemonster]

One day, I was walking in Jew York City, and this guy hustled up next to me, matching my pace. He said rolex rolex rolex rolex rolex, and I thought, I don't need no fucking rolex. Please, kind sir, I said, do not bother me any more. And he's like, fucking rolex rolex rolex rolex rolex up and down and all over. I looked into his mouth and noticed that each tooth had its own little gold rolex, and they all clicked away in unision, clickclickclickclickclick, very fast, because time is faster in there. On his tongue stood a swarm of very small people, dressed very nicely, but so very very small. In tiny voices they were squeaking rolexrolexrolexrolexrolex, as fast as you can hear. With this and the clickclickclick of the toothwatches, and his teeth now chattering in the cold, and his stoic rolex rolex rolex I was nearly sold. But then, as we began sliding across the frozen lake in central park, you know, the one Dustin Hoffman ran around in Marathon Man, sliding faster, accelerating, in the now dark, with a bright green and

[claudelemonde]

01: One day, I was walking in Jew York City, and this guy hustled up next to me, matching my pace

[moosemonster]

The Fourteen Commandments, with Marty Scorsese tripped up on coke and rolling around like a baby rhinoceros in tangy ranch dressing.

the single sonata of the man at the lavanderia

[claudelemonde]

DVD DVDs! DVD DVDs!
deeveedee deeveedeese. deeveedee deeveedeese.
DVD DVDs! DVD DVDs!
deeveedee deeveedeese. deeveedee deeveedeese.
DVD DVDs! DVD DVDs!
deeveedee deeveedeese. deeveedee deeveedeese.
DVD DVDs! DVD DVDs!
deeveedee deeveedeese. deeveedee deeveedeese.
tamales?