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anything anyone says, I try to turn it into being about humping.

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vida is black (12:49:13 PM): what is with the jew thing
vida is black (12:49:29 PM): I read your internet diary entry
vida is black (12:49:44 PM): but I can't help but notice you are putting "jew" where you once put "dog"
metalhedwig (12:51:05 PM): "nigga"
vida is black (12:51:16 PM): ah
vida is black (12:51:23 PM): I have never heard the "nigga" ( Read more... )

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vida from fhm (11:13:03 AM): work to live, not live to work
metalhedwig (11:13:32 AM): yes we are on th same page
vida from fhm (11:15:24 AM): did you read hector's aim script?
vida from fhm (11:15:35 AM): you are the director in the movie of his life
metalhedwig (11:15:36 AM): yez
vida from fhm (11:15:50 AM): I know you'll make it brilliant
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fLAME ON.

yesterday, a terrible day @ th office, kicked off by th dreadly monthly staff mtg. A hour vacuum'd out and zent to th Phantom Zone. It's not as bad as I make it out 2B, but still terrible, and inspires a monthly ritual of txt msg spammery.

• To: You
  Monthly staff mtgs make me wanna give myself a tattoo using a rusty quill


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jest got out of a meeting w/ my immediate supervisor, in which he interrogated me regarding my lack of productivity of late. Ended up yelling @ him, defensively.

"WHY'RE YOU ASKIN' ME? WHY DON'T YOU JEST TELL ME WHAT 2 DO ZINCE AH OBVIOUSLY GOT NO SAY IN TH MATTER ( Read more... )

it's sad, but occasionally I find myself looking @ th screen as if televised sports are happening on it, and I'm rooting for certain teams to UPDATE, and den rooting for other teams to NEVER UPDATE AGIN, and den when I realize what I am doing, I'm all, "Lj journalwk, what on God's earth am wrong w/ you?" and punch myself hard in th face--therefore ( Read more... )

ah dee claire today International Shit-Talking Day, and since it'm so late in th day, tomorrow also am named International Shit-Talking Day. All th people in th world, no matter where you go or where you is: talk shit.

On th television program Fear Factor (which I've not watched), have they ever made th people gargle using th water that other ( Read more... )