gaysayers of Lucinda Williams, die, please. It was you what kept me from th transcendent pleasure of her self-titled album, all these years. If you need help, I will be happy to lend my own hands for wrapping around yr lying throats.

80% of th time, my favourite things on Livejournal are not even journal entries. There's mebbe 6 or 7 people, tops, on Lj who are capable of writing non-boring entries, but there are TONS of amusing/insightful commentators.

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Re: this is my last try and den ah ll quit harassing u
conformity
2004-03-11 09:24
well the nonpaste people are fags, i ( Read more... )

"everyday life is only an illusion, behind which lies, dreams."

i am peeing fluorescent green.

"you don't know what you're talking about. The best couscous is in Morocco."

I like working in a workplace w/ a lot of foreigners. I sort of like fighting AIDS, too. In this business, it is v. difficult for th IT people to accurately filter out spam. Case in point, from an actual e-mail msg I received 5 minutes ago:

Subject: Study Finds That ( Read more... )

someone better bring back some grape soda to our break room's vending machine, soon, or I will take my own life, is all I'm sayin'.

first of all I would like to introduce myself to and welcome th new members of this comm. There seem to be a lot of you. Hello. I am writing this @ work, excuse brevity. I don't like you, but that is only because I fear change.

Second of all I state my allegiance to Cephalic Carnage's retarded cinematic metal album, Lucid Interval. Only ( Read more... )

listening to Minutemen's "'99," "Th Anchor," "Sell or Be Sold," "Plight," "This Road," etc. on headphones while entering debits and credits in a spreadsheet makes me want to jump out of my own skin--not necessarily bad.

Yeah I was tired of that skin anyhow it gets kind of dry in th winter.

this is in response to some comments made by Lj katheudo regarding how thefuckyoucrew should be run. D00d, if you were just taking th piss, I may have to retract some of this, but I don't think you were.

Full thread may be found HERE.

dear "Eric" Lj katheudo,

See, th thing is, this place became 10x (@ least) more interesting after Eran (Lj ( Read more... )

hI I'M MARIO I USED TO BE NOT SO DUMB BUT NOW I'M DUMB BECAUSE AH'M STILL AWAKE AND CAN'T GET USED TO IT BUT CAN'T PUT IT TO BED, EITHER. IF BY IT YOU MEAN ME--I CAN'T SLEEP. SO NOW IT'S 6 SOMETHING IN TH A.M. AND IT LOOKS AS IF THIS WINDOW WILL BE OPEN FOR A WHILE; I MISS EVAN A LOT RIGHT NOW HE IS 10 YEARS OLD AND NOW I NEVER HARDLY CALL HIM OR ( Read more... )