hey. You know where U kin put yr accusations of homophobia? That's right, up yr gay ass.


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it is always th case that coming back to work after a week-end of

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is like trying to th scrub th bathroom th day after kissing th holy, naked, one, true, unfiltered butt of God.

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anyone want to watch Spidey w/ me.


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am not necessarily a famous-people-fetishist, but would like to meet this man and touch his tattered garment. In fact, ah think ah will, this afternoon.

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listening to Boris on headphones puts me in a real bad Mike Tysonesque go-into-ring-w/-bad-intentions, I-want-to-hurt-someone mood.

you have to ask yrself how much waiter-spit you've eaten in yr lifetime.

"Everything all right here?"
"Hmm hmm. Not enough semen in this."

i really like Livejournal better than any TV show, even my favourite TV shows.

"ah'm all right, Joe--pretty good, even. That's th problem, though: ah'm ALWAYS pretty good. I'm 31; th world is imploring me to get awesome."