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OK, I admit it, I do not always give off an air of professionalism in my job. And by "not always" I mean never ( Read more... )

Jesus, thanks to almostwhitemeat I can't decide which is more annoying: myspace or live journal childfree communities. Both appear to be equally populated with mindless self-absorbed punks. As if livejournal as a whole isn't....but you know what I mean ( Read more... )

Apparently, 163 other users list "throwing spoons" as an interest on the website that we use for Elizabeth updates. Who knew?

Thanks to absenteeshe's mention of Gnarls Barkley, I got in a googling frame of mind* and found that The Twilight Singers have been covering Crazy live. It is, if you don't mind me saying, The Shit.
The Twilight Singers almost make me not miss the Afghan Whigs. Almost. I can't remember our reasons behind not seeing them when they were last in town...I'm ( Read more... )

So, back in the day, when I had little or no impulse control, I did a not-so-nice thing to someone. Having access to her yearbook proof photo, I drew a gap between the front teeth of of a high school nemesis. And that's how it went to the publisher...and how it appeared in our senior yearbook. Now, I can justify it by saying that she was ( Read more... )

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Last Friday: Turning onto a busy street, the ball joint on the front passenger side comes loose, causing the wheel to part ways with the rest of the car. Not the way I'd envisioned the start of my vacation ( Read more... )