Comments | joyjuicee: something you may not know about me

joyjuicee

something you may not know about me

Mar 19, 2007 11:46

I am a united states sailor.
ship date: 24042007
rate: E1 CTI

translation?
leaving: april 24, 2007
job: Cryptologic Technician Interpretive [linguist]

( overview of my life as planned by the government )

Comments 6

miss_precocious March 19 2007, 22:14:49 UTC

I'm so fucking proud of you. You are totally responsible & will be bankin' and successful because of it. You definitely made a good choice to get your life moving again.

& Linguist, fuck that's so awesome. You're right, only smart people can do that crypto shit! You can be all Da Vinci Code cracker when you get out.

... & personally, I can't wait to get my cavities filled & the root canals I need. Full dental, yeah baby!

joyjuicee March 20 2007, 00:51:59 UTC

Thank you a ton! I was scared out of my wits and determined not to go until I really sat out of the party scene for a couple of days. Weighing the pros and cons of what I've been doing with my life really set me straight.

d00d, the dental & health insurance is the ONLY reason I originally decided to go in... then I found out everything else I get free. A place to live, food to eat, lasik eye surgery PLUS spending money. And don't get me started on how easy it is to take out a loan. Boy howdy!

& Da Vinci code, but with totally awesome collar bone piercings - because I'm so not taking these bad boys out!

But now that I feel like those cheesy go navy commercials on tv, I'll cut out the propaganda. Thank you again on being supportive <321

arealcoolcat March 19 2007, 22:40:00 UTC

You're going to be a linguist! You just became thrice as sexy. Well, to me anyway.

This sounds like an awesome plan to me. Just stay out of any needless wars, m'kay?

And cool.

joyjuicee March 20 2007, 00:54:19 UTC

Totally!

Hopefully I'll get to do two languages instead of one because three is better than two.

As for the needless wars: they will be investing far too much money in my smarty pants for them to send me anywhere with mucho gunfire. But if I do end up anywhere near - I'll get hazard pay, too, which is an extra $300 on top of the extra $300 a month for expertise pay. That's $600 extra a month!

I don't know what I'm going to do with my money.

arealcoolcat March 30 2007, 20:18:15 UTC

I can think of quite a few things that I'd rather not have three of, but yes, three languages is definitely better than two. Mo' money?

joyjuicee April 2 2007, 17:06:13 UTC

Mo' prahhhhblemz?

I got nothin