What a week it's been. First I did the Party at the Palace for Her Majesty (and she's a pretty nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say) and then My Best Girl and I have been trying to finish up last minute wedding plans since the Big Event is coming up in 24 hours. Pretty scary that, marriage is. But I think it's worth it ( Read more... )

I've been very busy being me lately which is why I haven't had a chance to write. The tour ended well, then Heather and I came back to Britain so I could go up to Liverpool and do a gallery exhibition and do some interviews and rehearse for the Party at the Palace and work on making babies. The gallery exhibition was rockin' -- I hope you all ( Read more... )

Good god, that arsehole Wacko Jacko Michael_jackson has a journal here. Every time I do something, he has to copy me. I'd better start watching my entries to make sure he doesn't go ahead and nick those as well.

Next thing you know, The Dragon Lady Yoko will be doing a journal here too ( Read more... )

Ha ha ha. Yes it can. Just look at the girlie who is on my arm these days. Think she'd be with an old codger like me if I wasn't loaded! I don't think so ( Read more... )

At least Someone recognizes my genius.

Here I am in Sunny Las Vegas with My Best Girl wondering how all you laptopping computer freaks are faring ( Read more... )

Well, okay, that isn't one of my songs but it was done by Elvis and I do a bloody brilliant Elvis imitation so it's alright by me. I've been busy with shows the past few days -- San Jose on the 3rd and then Vegas last night and again tonight. Heather wouldn't let me go to any of those Vegas shows after my own ended last night. She said 'If you're ( Read more... )

THIS is not funny. It's not funny at all.

I think I'm going to have to write a letter of complaint to PETA about the explotation of poor defenceless turkeys, you know. I do love turkeys, but not that way.

Well, so, were we cookin' or were we cookin'? Who is the best bloody entertainer in the whole wide world? Who is that handsome fella?


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I spose it should be more like "Do you know the way to San Jose" or Oakland really but I haven't written a song about that yet so it'll have to do ( Read more... )