Here's an interview I did with the Washington Post this week. I think I came off pretty clever. I'm so proud of myself for just referring to the slanty-eyed Harpy from Hell Yoko as "John's camp". Ha ha ha. I'm so clever ( Read more... )

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I think that perhaps besides doing a tribute to Lin and my little baby brother, I ought to think about doing more tributes for more dead people that were important to me ( Read more... )

Here are some thoughts about what I'm going to do next month on my american tour ( Read more... )

Okay, so I didn't win. But. I gave a great performance and I should've won. I wouldn't be surprised if that dragon woman Yoko had something to do with my loss. She was part of the precedings tonight talking a load of shite about Pinocchio as if she'd understand anything about cartoons other than Speed Racer or Dragonball Z anyway. I know about ( Read more... )

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Sorry to all my loyal fans for not updating this more often but I've been very busy with tour rehearsals and tour planning and baby making and going to Paris to see Stella's fashion show and making loads of dosh off of Gareth Gates' version of "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'". So much has been happening and I just haven't had a chance to keep up ( Read more... )

That slanty eyed bitch Yoko was in Liverpool today unveiling a statue of John at Liverpool Airport with Cherie Blair. It's not fair. It should be MY airport, not his! Just because he is dead and I'm not doesn't make him the right man for the job.
It's not fair!What did he ever do that I haven't? He never wrote any classical symphonies! He never ( Read more... )

Ha ha ha. I do actually. It's what makes the world go round, man. It's filthy lucre but it's brilliant ( Read more... )

I have to say that some days I impress myself even more than I usually do. This has got to be the best scam idea I've had in a long time. Not only do I get to charge really exhorbitant ticket prices for my shows but then I let the venues hold back the best tickets and sell them for even more money in these "travel packages". What's even better is ( Read more... )