ihave relationship issues

I'M THE EPITOME OF MAINSTREAM

WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS I CAN'T HANDLE I CHANGE THE SUBJECT COMPLETELY...IT ALWAYS WORKS

1 WAY TO WIN MY HEART
1. it has been won

i have so many friends, that i have to keep most of them a secret.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY !

when in doubt, whip it out
that's right, baby.

some people are so stupid.
some people are a bunch of a-holes.

I SAY WHATEVER PEOPLE WANNA HEAR

I am BFF w/ Veronica ( Read more... )

dear diary,

today was my ________. what an amazing day.

i talked to the whore veronica and we became bff over 'guns and roses'. she's 22 ( Read more... )