I got shit running through my brain
So intense that I can’t explain
All alone in my white boy pain
Shake your booty while the band complains

Word.

Hows everybody doin?  Good to hear.  Lemme just say right off the bat BUY LATE REGISTRATION by KANYE WEST.

Aight y'all, i don't really know what i have to say right now, cept that i miss a lot of people. ( Read more... )

Hi errebody.  Hope the season treated you well.  I lament the end, and i hate saying goodbye, so this past week was particularly hard on me.  But since y'all aint be caring, i digress.  but for one last time (till next yurr, im surr):

I'm done for now, so one for now
Possibly forever, we had fun together
But like all good things, we must come to an ( Read more... )

I'm done for now, so one for now ( Read more... )

Jay-P back in the place to be, and i still got what it takes to Roc The Mic RITE!

No more homeric epics.  Promise.  I'm almost 95% sure im breaking that one.

Fuck this Corey Hart character.  Baby's mamas come and go, you'd think a former major celebrity  would learn this ish.  fuck him and fuck canadia too.    YUP.

Dear summer, my song for the ( Read more... )

Got hit and run tonite. Good, cause i really wanted my car to be fucked up for a while, and maybe not drivable at all. YUP. thats actually what i've been praying for. my knee hurts ( Read more... )

Sandlot Rules ( Read more... )

Hey folks, good to see you all. Thanks to sam for being the first person i knew with that fun list. its been quite a pleasure hearing from y'all and gettin to reminisce ( Read more... )

It’s been a long time

I shouldn’t have left you

Without a dope post to soothe you

Soothe you, soothe you, soothe you

Where the hood at?  How y'all livin?  I like that i direct this blog to my legions of fans, when i have 14 "Friends".  Gotta love ME.  I know i had some things to say before but im struggling to remember them now.  I was gonna post ( Read more... )

K is for the way u Kill them jive turkays

E is the Excitement ur gonna have at STEWIE

V is Very Very Pimptastic

I is (i AM, JP!!!) for the faux Island on which u live

N is (obviously) for your New Shoes

Thats that.

i'ma try this again...Jay-P needs a theme song.  suggestions ladies? gentlemens? childs?  SPEELIN BEA!!! wooo...t!

Yea the boy wonder they boy gunner
I stay fresh to death had the other boys under pressure
They had to step they gear up
If not they knew not to go near her- Young Chris, 94 Bars

this veekend, good time. all ill say is this, old boy's got tha HIV, lindsay is crazysexycool happy burfday holmes, pJ keeps it poppin, i lllloooovvveeee cathy with a K (Just ( Read more... )