my sister and i were in beauty express for about twenty minutes trying to find something for our ten-year-old estranged cousin, kimberly. it wasn't that we had trouble finding anything. it was just that we were thoroughly confused by everything in the store and trying to find its significance and necessity. we settled on a variety pack of little ( Read more... )

i wish there were more hours in the day. i have been studying western civ for about seven hours now, and i'm only about halfway done. and i still need to finish my laundry, clean and do some last minute packing. can't wait to get the fuck outta here and be done.

i am done with superficial relationships.
i am done with superficial relationships.
i am done with superficial relationships.
i am done with superficial relationships.

new mantra.

my hair is getting longer, the days are getting shorter and all i have to say from the past month is simply: i'm doin' just fine and that feels wonderful.

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i drank too much espresso today. i'm jittery, and my heart is beating oddly. coffee has become the bane of my existence, but the most delicious vice i've ever had.

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(joe farts)
vince: "dude, i was eating. now your ass is wafting in the air."
joe: "sorry about that, man."
dad: "i am citizen now."
(joe mumbles something about his fart).
vince: "you can stop analyzing the contents of your ass, yeah?"