first of all, i hate when i get salt stuck under my nails because i feel like i wash my hands a thousand times and it is still there, and secondly because i can suck on it for hours and it still. stays. stuck.

secondly? dont even think about it, bubs.

i might have used that subject line before but that's okay. i am running out of spanish things to say which means i need to bust out my shakira cd's pretty soon. speaking of shakira, is that hot bitch around? i need to add her ass, and maybe i will add her too. though i really just want to add that fine ass ( Read more... )

all i really have to say, because i don't have that much to say in conclusion since i know you were all there to love and enjoy and donate and watch in awe as i sang and danced my pretty little heart out, is that recalling and remembering all that shit really makes me feel like sparking up a fat blunt and watching me some "nightmare before ( Read more... )

there are so many things going on right now, i am sort of overwhelmed and yet i love it. i love the "busy". the first on the list is that i spent yesterday watching lord of the rings: the two towers TWICE. yes, that is right. i liked it and watched it twice. now i have to see return of the king because i haven't yet and it's driving me crazy to ( Read more... )

i was online one night, really late, and i found this story someone had written about the backstreet boys, and in it, howie was a dad. that sort of made me squick a little. not really that howie is ugly or anything, because he surely isn't, but the idea of him popping out a kid is just.. not that good ( Read more... )

holy shit. i hadn't realised until this very moment how long it had been since i had used this thing! and what's sadder, kinda, is that i actually have been having a life. so it would seem that i would be trying to use it more often to record the wonderful if not somewhat steamy days of my life, and yet, it sits ( Read more... )

i am getting really good at this whole spanish thing; i am considering getting a doctorate in the language and going to peru to teach them how to speak it. do they speak spanish in peru? i feel like i should know this, since after all i am supposed to be this major culture vulture, but my mind is so damn tired, it just keeps trying to convince me ( Read more... )

i wish i could remember how to do the backwards question marks, so that the subject line of this post looked so authentic and oh so so so realistically spanish everyone would look at it and be scared out of their pants that this was going to be written completely in spanish. and then they'd have to go to where is it? to find some online translator ( Read more... )

there. my authentic spanish greeting. go and revel in it, talk amongst yourselves about how fabulous it is and how you've never read anything more eloquent or poetic and giggle and whisper behind your hands as i walk by, so i can turn and smile and look at you all like i know what is going on inside your minds at all times ( Read more... )