It is a sad day when minors have more rights than adults.

The other day, I listened to Jordan Rudess' Lamb Chops (a greatly embellished version of "Mary had a Little Lamb"). Today, on my run, as a result, I got "Mary had a Little Lamb" stuck in my head. This caused me great stress for two reasons ( Read more... )

Bonzo has officially passed 100,000 miles! Congratulations, Bonzo.

The other day, I got an email from the UR Econ department saying that I, along with five other people, won the John Dows Mairs Prize. There is a $500 check coming in the mail! YAY!!! I didn't even know this award existed, so I was very pleasantly surprised.

If you know how the subject line relates to the above paragraph, you will win a prize.

Today, I woke up at 7:15 to drive to Greenwich, CT for my interview with PartnerRe. There was huge bottle necking on the Tapan Zee because the great state of New York decided to close the right two lanes forcing four down to two. I still got there early because I left myself plenty of time. I met with three of the head people there (roughly a ( Read more... )

Call the Randolph K-Mart and ask to speak to the electronics department. Then tell them the name of a movie, any movie that you are looking for. Then sit back and let the good times roll ( Read more... )

I have decided how I am going to die.

How can a PUBLIC high school get away with this?  I did not believe it when I read it, but I saw it on usatoday.com as well (although I did not post that link because it almost tries to justify the actions, and I will not endorse that view by linking to it).  What do you all think about this?

I applied for two internships in Washington, DC. One was with the Department of Justice--Antitrust Division, and the other with the Congressional Budget Office. Both said in their internship descriptions that the programs were open to College Juniors and Seniors. Last night, I was rejected by the Department of Justice due to a high number of Ph. ( Read more... )

I was at my house on my way downstairs to go to Bonzo for high school. When I got downstairs, Bonzo had 2 flat tires, and my cousins spontaneously appeared in a pickup truck. Then my dad started yelling at Sears, and a huge abyss opened up in my driveway. Shortly thereafter, I realized I forgot my backpack, and then my nose spontaneously broke ( Read more... )