As seen on a package of fresh broccoli at Sainsbury's this afternoon:

WASH THOROUGHLY, MAY CONTAIN HAZARDOUS CHEMICALS

It's really nice to know what we're putting into our mouths. I would like to thank Sainsbury's for their informative assistance.

Well, I'm back from the States, safe and sound ( Read more... )

Greetings from The Sunshine State ( Read more... )

The past week with my dad has been great, although our time together has been limited as I've been working a lot ( Read more... )

Something enlightening said by my sister today:

A good pair of tweezers is like tampons...once you find the right one, you don't change it or fuck with it.

For some reason, women find this one extremely amusing ( Read more... )

As seen in last Friday's Daily Mail:

Straight to the point:

"We don't have to worry about bird flu arriving in the UK. If it does, the government will just ban it."

HOW TRUE!!!

I thought this was funny ( Read more... )

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE ( Read more... )

After two days of cutting down, the times I put a fag into my mouth it just tasted foul and awful. So, no time is better than NOW ( Read more... )