Year 7 Day 9

What utter hell the last week has been.

I've been spending quite a bit of time at Vonny's, who is being an absolute star in trying to help me sort out my flat situation.  I spent the night there on Monday night, when, with the assistance of an excessive amount of brandy, I emotionally exploded.  Vonny's daughter Danielle got the brunt ( Read more... )

IF something can go wrong, in my life it does.  I have learnt the true reason God intended for me to remain at home instead of going to the States.

Since May I have secretly known about my landlord being in arrears in his mortgage repayments.  Well, this morning it came to a head.

A letter addressed to ''The Occupant'' awaited inside my door this ( Read more... )

Here is a letter I wrote to the Metropolitan Police this morning:

The Community Support Officer

Metropolitan Police - Orpington Precinct

The Walnuts

Orpington, Kent BR6 0TW

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

I am writing to you in regards to an apparent increase in anti-social behaviour in the Leesons Hill / Chipperfield Road areas of St Paul’s Cray, ( Read more... )

Being that most can't be bothered to read blogs, I'm also posting this as a bulletin.

It's about bloody time that Italy overcomes its ignorance.

After three weeks in Italy, I can't even begin to count how many times I was referred to as a ''foreigner''. In Italy it is quite apparent that they can not accept the idea of someone being Italian who was ( Read more... )

For those of you who think I have fallen off of the face of the Earth, do not despair.

My summer has been fun and busy, which was planned.  I finished work on Wednesday 12th July, and headed for Milano for my first four day stint in Italy.  I actually spent that Wednesday night up at Stansted after a piss up at the pub with my ex-students.  I had ( Read more... )

As seen in this week's Southampton Press, a local newspaper for Eastern Long Island, New York, USA, in regards to a local ban on people and organisations exercising free speech in this year's Independence Day parade:

"It is unfortunate that the sponsors of the Southampton Parade choose to celebrate our independence, and freedom from the tyranny of ( Read more... )

As seen at the entrance of a construction site in Wilton Road, SW1:

"Unauthorised entry of persons on to site strikly forbidden".

And the government denies a literacy crisis in the UK?

Just a little moan here...

I can't wait for the World Cup to end!  I hate football, and those twats with English flags flapping from their cars look like absolute fucking MORONS!!!  I await the tranquillity of Wimbledon...with the hope it defies tradition BY NOT RAINING!!!

Well, I'm off to the Homeland next weekend...I'll be staying with my cousin Stella whilst my other cousin, her brother, will hook me up with a dentist. I'm really fucking pissed off about this tooth...my first cavity. Fuck me!!! I'm really looking forward to this...Stella is just that...a star!!! And we're both spiritual people...the only person ( Read more... )

Quote made yesternight by my knowledgeable mother in regards to the Constitutional Gay Marriage Ban in the US:

'We have got to get rid of this Republican government and that ''boob'' for a president. This is getting really scary. What a fucking arsehole.'

That's telling them Mummy! Go Granny go!