my flight was delayed this morning because the plane ahead of us hit a flock of seagulls (sadly, i am referring to the birds). the runway was strewn with blood and intestines and feathers so they had to close it. when i arrived in d.c. it was raining so i decided not to go to the zoo and instead headed to the smithsonian museum of natural history. ( Read more... )

-a guy came into my office with a human heart in a box.
-i saw a man with a seeing-eye pony. it pooped on the curb just before getting into a limo with it's ward.

also, the new security guard has one arm.

i just watched the world pastry cup and i was absolutely riveted.

buju banton puts on an excellent show.

the setting is an 8pm adult conversation class.
me: are there many homeless shelters in korea?
adult: what is a homeless shelter?
me: a homeless shelter is a place that provides homeless people with a place to live.
adult: we don't need those, we have subway stations.

us and them.

i'm just waiting until i can go to sleep again.

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i spent my holidays in florida. this was the first time in over three years that the entire sibelle clan was together for christmas. my dad wanted to mark the occasion so he took us to disney world, the happiest place on earth. the trip was only slightly marred when two birds, in what must have been a co-ordinated effort, pooped on my head and hand ( Read more... )

i'm back.

more when i wake up.