You Know You're Puerto Rican When....

You have been spanked with a folded leather belt and/or "chancletas" ...leather ones ( Read more... )

I have decided that Love is a sadistic, cynical BITCH that teases you and just leads to suffering. Why can't a person just love him- or her- self and just be content with that?? What is the point of developing feelings for someone who is never going to return them?? Sadistic, I tell you. Worst of all: I don't want to stop feeling the way I do ( Read more... )

Can't sleep... and for some reason I'm having a bad night.

I watched the last EVER episode of M*A*S*H* a little bit ago, it was like 2 hours long without commercials... I love that show but for some reason it was REALLY depressing.

Anyway, I'm trying to entertain myself by taking some random quizzes:


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Well so far it looks like I'll be getting an A in at least one of the two classes I'm taking right now... I'm hoping for at least a B in the other one. I only have 8 more days of these shitty classes, which means about 14 more days of Hell before I get to go on my 2 week vacation to El Paso. Once I hit that, it's gonna be NOTHING to wait for the ( Read more... )

15 days till the end of July.

25 days till my 2 classes from HELL end and my vacation begins.

38 days till my awesome Fall semester classes begin.

41 days till I'm about 1,500 miles away from here, on the
GREATEST... TRIP... EVER!!!!

I've been having one of those days again where I feel inadequate and out of place. I really don't know why and I'm pissed that I can't figure it out. I had a really disappointing morning so that could be part of the problem, but I've just been watching movies all day to make myself feel better like I usually do but it didn't work. Maybe I just ( Read more... )

*SIGH*And not just a regular sigh, but one of those really-long-pissed-off-Napoleon-Dynamite sighs ( Read more... )

So school's not as bad as I thought it would be... The professor is nice and it looks like he's gonna be an easy grader so my getting an A looks pretty good. I have a paper due on Monday so that'll be my Sunday night :P ( Read more... )

Werd so I got picked up last night at 1 in the morning to go party at Louis' apartment. These guys are so retarded... they made a little mini-movie based on that stupid "Afternoon Delight" song from Anchorman. I was surprised cuz for all the stupid shit they did (like talk about cheese and beer-flavored nipples), it actually came out pretty good ( Read more... )

I have no friends ( Read more... )