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Something jogged my memory and I remembered seeing this probably 2 years ago. I found it. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

my "event" was postponed again due to weather, this time until tuesday at 1pm. boo.

postponed when the weather was sunny and 80, and postponed when the weather was cloudy and 40. interesting... :)

1.

Patty, you're the pickle in my coleslaw,
Patty, you're the sugar in my tea,
Patty, you're the relish on my hot dog,
and Patty you're the Mayonnaise for me ...
whoa whoa whoa
Patty you're the Mayonnaise for me!

2.

"There is a very deep hole in the middle of my infield.
Eventually, this hole will fill up with water, and the SCUM will float to the top!
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today is a phenomenal day! i had another snow day from work and even though i was laying in my bed with my laptop all day, i still managed to make a ton of money by simply fielding logistical phone calls ( Read more... )

today, based on a forecast of death storm, i had already planned on being onsite downtown all day rather than driving up to my office in westerville... starting at 10a and ending around 3p. but then, due to me being slow (not the weather), i missed my meeting at 10a, then my lunch was cancelled, my 1:30p meeting was cancelled, and then they sent ( Read more... )

downtown roads are completely covered... no plows have touched them, no salt has touched them... driving is like surfing! it's fun as shit! and walking is like walking, only in snow ( Read more... )

lately so many things have happened to me that i feel were totally LJ-worthy, but i just don't take the time to write entries anymore ( Read more... )

when i first walked into my office this morning, i had new mail waiting for me, and my first glance at this magazine caused me to double-take -


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a few weeks ago i was at bon vie at easton with a buddy and the manager walked up and asked if I’d be interested in participating in a focus group.  i went monday night and had 3 glasses of wine (valued at $12 a piece), unlimited appetizers (the food was F-ING EXCELLENT) and i got a $50 gift certificate to use at bon vie, brio, bravo or lindey’s - ( Read more... )