No one knows this but...

[jt_snow]

Sometimes when Armando is warming up, even before he takes the field, I pop in a couple of Tums.

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[brett_tomko]

I try to just go sit in the clubhouse whenever he enters the game, but sometimes people tell me that's considered rude.

[omar_vizquel]

It's okay because the infielders just take their gloves off because his fat ass is too busy fucking Fonzie to throw a fucking strike.

[jt_snow]

So hostile today, Omar! I'm guessing there won't be any snacks before the game today.

I suppose I'll just bring my own PB&J with the crusts cut off.

[omar_vizquel]

No... Everyone can go get their OWN Krispy Kremes!!!