So, I'm watching the latest episode of 30 Rock, and within the first scene, we find out that Danny (a Canadian character) is nominated for a Juno (which nearly had me shitting my pants with pride/embarrassment). Then he says that he was nominated for recording the Ottawa Senators' "psych-up" song ( Read more... )

I've decided that it`s completely inevitable that I will be "borrowing" my sister's white skirt and denim vest, even though I completely understand how disgusting that sounds.

I'm still at work right now and I'm feeling very emotional. I usually go through months of ups and downs, and having just gone through a summer of fabulous joy and exultation, I am now entering a winter of darkness. The fall was ambivalent. Ha ( Read more... )

I had a dream the other night that I was having sex with one of my coworkers, while feeding him a ham sandwich.

What is up with that?

Why do I make promises on the day when I'm least likely to keep them?

My precious Barenaked Ladies show has been postponed, because Ed's mum is sick...

I don't like this.

I'm pretty happy, I think.

Some minor setback, every now and then... but mostly, I've been feeling really good. I think people may actually enjoy my company.

I don't know how I managed to get mustard on my bed spread.

I'm sleepy AND hungry. Oh my.

Wow, that was an excellent night. So simple, yet so wonderful. I'm an easy please. It really doesn't take much at all...

Well, gosh. I am just plum confused lately. Can't figure a single thing out. I've been told one thing, shown another... Frankly, if things get any worse, I will no doubt catch a case of the dizzies and collapse right here! Of course, I am lying down so the effect would be mostly lost. But it could just as easily happen later when I'm standing ( Read more... )

I would like, more than anything, a Pie-Maker of my very own, please. Or at least an apology that a Pie-Maker would give.