Well I found my first and perk of being a teacher...early dismissal on account of the snow. Granted it was only 2:00, but that got me out of my worst classes of the day. Although, I am pretty pissed right now because my roomate Fig's school has cancelled school tomorrow and mine has not. My school better can or I'm gonna burn that place down, ( Read more... )

Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobbbbbble! For those that don't know that is turkey for "Man it's great being a Turkey, Hey what's that shiny sharp thing ( Read more... )

Waiting is something that I really hate to do. I hate waiting for ( Read more... )

Sorry to use such harsh letter in the subject, but November deserves it. As some of you may know, November is my least favorite month of the year. Throughout the history of my life and my families life, November has had something bad happen in it almost every year. It started with a bang this year, with the indirect hit to one of my friends. ( Read more... )

What happens when you put and inflatable canoe and a drunk man together ( Read more... )

Well Well, I survived yet another open bar in this end of the "Wedding Season." Since I'm a teacher and all, let's give this wedding a grade ( Read more... )

Well well, we meet again livejournal. A lot has occured, since the last time we've met. Mostly stories dealing with mass amounts of alcohol in the equation. Let's analyze the phrase "mass amounts". Everything has mass, so what exactly would mass amounts mean? Such a stupid phrase, yet it makes me sound intelligent so I'll use it ( Read more... )

Well I met "The Faculty" today and so far they are not aliens(bad joke #1). Actually it was very surprising, out of 22 high school teachers, 18 are dudes. Normally this would be a very very bad thing, but if any of you have ever actually tried talking to a pack of women teachers around the age of 35-50, it is a very difficult task. Older women ( Read more... )

It was been written, on this day of August the second two thousand and five that I officially have an apartment in Champaign (and no it's not next door to a bar, how I wish it was ( Read more... )

Wow, the boredom did not last long.  Well as most of you all probably know by now I finally got a F-in JOB!!  I did not saying fuckin because I'm trying to break myself before the school year (oh shit I fuckin screwed that up alread, son of a bitch).

Come August 18, this journal will probably become a wasteland, but maybe not because I'm sure ( Read more... )