As you all know, it's been a minute or two since I've had a steady girlfriend. One aspect that had slipped my mind was the amount of money that is spent when you have one. First let me say that I have never been so pissed at a phone bill more than I was today. Verizon hadn't sent me a statement in a couple of months and being as busy as I am, ( Read more... )

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Mardi Gras 2006 has come in gone (well technically it's Tuesday, but in St. Louis it's over). It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Through and Through it ended up being a pretty damn good time. Here is a summary of the events (most of which you kinda had to be there for it ( Read more... )

Why must viruses attack your body? I've been sick for almost a week now and it's really starting to piss me off. I've got to stop making out with all those high school chicks ( Read more... )

Well it's been decided, I'm a real life J.D. For those that don't watch Scrubs, I suggest you start. Besides The Office, the best comedy on TV. I could rant and rave about this, but I'll move on ( Read more... )

Well, these past 3 days have been a success. Here's a recap of some comings and goings from these fun filled times

Thursday

Went to a bar that had local bands taking turns covering "real" bands. Nothing funny really happened here except when I tried hitting on this girl and it failed miserably. Fig was standing there and just laughed and laughed ( Read more... )

Well it has been done. The wisdom's are out. I must first say that all of you are a bunch of liars. Everyone said I would feel loopy and awesome all day long after the surgery. WRONG!!! I feel normal, not tired, and I have a bunch of damn gauze in my mouth. And the two worst things about it is that ( Read more... )

Just as I was all set to apply for this Bio technician job in Urbana, the stupid kids had to go and say good things about me and my class today. It's like they knew and so they all decided to be good today. I still think I'm going to apply for that job though, mainly because it's quite a bit more pesos/franks/euros than my current job ( Read more... )

Well well well, we have once again entered a new year. 2005 was crazy and had many ups and downs and I will have to say that 2006 has started with an up. Most New Year's Eve's are pretty good and I always leave it with decent stories, so I shall outline some of the events from this year ( Read more... )

HIP HIP HURRAY FOR X-MAS VACATION!!

Well I gave all my finals and what did I learn?  I learned that kids are very very stupid (actually I already knew that though).

Example #1 I had a question that asked, "What are the 3 states of matter" (there's actually 4, but I knew that would screw em' if I said that).  I had about 20 out of 50 kids miss ( Read more... )