Well it's been decided, I'm a real life J.D. For those that don't watch Scrubs, I suggest you start. Besides The Office, the best comedy on TV. I could rant and rave about this, but I'll move on
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who says you can't drink and go chaperone the dance? all the rest of the little hoodlums will probably be hopped up on marijuana or paint thinner so i'm sure they wouldn't notice.
good ideajuan_demarcoFebruary 10 2006, 00:29:20 UTC
I actually thought for a few seconds about bringing a flask, but figured I would crash and burn pretty quick if word got around I had one. But you make a good point about all the other students.
Mr. Kirkpuketrickpinkbutterfly81February 15 2006, 21:47:10 UTC
Bonus points for puking?...Not a good idea for 2 reasons:
Reason #1: You just rewarded a young, impressionable high school girl for throwing up. This will probably lead to a lifelong struggle with Bulimia now. Good job, Neil, way to ruin her life.
Reason #2: Once all the other idiot kids find out, they're gunna be chugging Ipecac before your class and expecting extra credit. Your room will smell of vomit from this day forth.
In spite of these 2 reasons, that story was really funny. It made me laugh so hard I almost puked. See what you've started!?
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Reason #1: You just rewarded a young, impressionable high school girl for throwing up. This will probably lead to a lifelong struggle with Bulimia now. Good job, Neil, way to ruin her life.
Reason #2: Once all the other idiot kids find out, they're gunna be chugging Ipecac before your class and expecting extra credit. Your room will smell of vomit from this day forth.
In spite of these 2 reasons, that story was really funny. It made me laugh so hard I almost puked. See what you've started!?
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