Ladies and gentleman, we can now safely and with a minimum of effort have ourselves professionally kidnapped ( Read more... )

Ideation

Well then....

The epic struggle of manhandling all of my worldly goods into small containers and transporting them across town took 2 days, approximately 80 ft of packing tape, 48 gallons of sweat, and a small chunk of my left foot. I will repeat this again at some point in my life, but I NEVER WANT TO MOVE AGAIN. EVER.If I do, I'm just going to ( Read more... )

Lawdy lawdy! I'm all fancified ( Read more... )

I think I'm developing a lively little ephedrine addiction. Is this how coffee addiction feels?

At lunch I was watching a show called "TABOO" on Natl Geographic channel. It was all about body modders and the crazy stuff they do to themselves (implants, scarring, bifurcation etc.) and they were flipping through a bunch of pictures of people with body-mods and I saw somebody I knew.

That's always kind of surreal.

I think I've complained about this before. My life always gets interesting and then I stop posting or just don't have time to. Among the other interesting things that have happened, here's what I have the energy to write about...

The Good News:

Found a new house to live in!! Yay for not living in a VAN down by the RIVER!!. It's got a hot tub and ( Read more... )

BEST. PAINTING. EVAR.

Well, the phone lines are currently being raped by AT&T, so we're getting exactly .0082% of the usual call volume we get on a standard Tuesday. THUS, I have time to POST ( Read more... )

On the upside, I did buy these guys a round of beer on their way to Las Vegas. These guys 0wnz3r j00r b33R!!!$!@