Yeah, so I'm moving.

To a big house. In the 'burbs. I can't wait to start spying on the neighbors and hatching theories about their alleged basement corpse-incinerating activites, all Tom Hanks stylee...

I've been trying to get all of my crap over there for the last week now and I've realized a few things. ONE: I have a LOT of shit. TWO: I have ( Read more... )

PRESENTLY IN LOME TOGO ( Read more... )

I realized I was in trouble today when I attempted to copy and paste text from a Penny arcade comic word balloon.

So, I've determine the driving source of my continued consternation (and frustration) with the female of the species. It is this. I cannot tell if "falling in love" means that you will happy with that person for the rest of your life -OR- it means never anyone else for the rest of your life? I mean, what does that term really mean. Has anyone ( Read more... )

Mathieu (my 3 year old) just pulled a 25 in" TV down on top of himself off of a two foot shelf. The tv shattered and I was seriously afraid he'd caught his knee under it and had broken that as well..

Thankfully, I think he's okay. Of course, I'm now minus one tv. The larger one. The one (of course) that was given to me free.

ugh.

The Klez Virus is the Syphilis of the internet. I swear I get more calls about that virus daily than anything...

Stolen from both Pete and Jeff. Please bear in mind that this is only 2nd quiz I've ever posted. Also I may get tired halfway through and quit. Here goes ( Read more... )

Shitty Christ Fuck.

Both of the two people who contacted me this weekend about renting the other room have seemingly fallen through. One went to go look at a one bedroom, and the other has flaked on me 3 times to come look at the place.

what. the. crap.

God Speed You Black Emperor!
You really have to listen to at least 20-30 minutes of these guys to get the full effect. Incidentally, their songs are usually 20-30 minutes long EACH, so that works out nicely. This is not music for the hyper-active. As an example, my friend Diskozombie(for those who know him) is physically incapable of listening to it. It ( Read more... )

I'm running up the stairs tonight to my front door, and it's late and I really need to pee and I almost step on a white dove. I mean, I pass right over the top of it, I'm in such a hurry. I turn around and look at it. It's sitting calmly on the top step of my stairs. I blink for a second, staring at this bird. It doesn't fly off, it just ruffles ( Read more... )