(Stolen die-wrectly from /.)

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/2685895/detail.html

They're going to shoot a laser into space with the circumference of a friggin basketball hoop. It's powerful enough to hit a sattelite in orbit ( Read more... )

Fill in the blanks and weep at collective brain space these songs are taking up in your head.

http://www.yetanotherdot.com/asp/80s.html

I scored like a 68 or something. Wasn't trying too hard. Were you paying attention in the 80's?

My Favorite response to the question, "What version of Windows do you have?"

customer: umm....Silver.

That will be me shortly. hopefully. Doing tech support at work is really starting to burn me out. The idiocy flows over me like a river of lies and half-truths and I sink into it, slowly, inexorably drowning ( Read more... )

Yeah, so all of you who don't give a ferrets testicles for politics, I'm just gonna give you the news flash:

THE PREGNANT GUY FROM JUNIOR IS NOW IN CHARGE OF CALIFORNIA

So, I'm gonna start building a bunker in my backyard. Armageddon should be hitting sometime in the next couple months. Anyone who wants to join me in said bunker, is welcome.

Pete, I was just sorting through all the audio on my computer and I came across your "intermission" track. I'm sitting here busting up laughing and my roommate is looking at me weird. This is probably the funniest goddamn thing you've ever done. It's that track where rachel talks about being halfway through the disc and offers the audience juice ( Read more... )

Anyone who loves dance music and DJ equipment should go watch the video on this page RIGHT NOW

This is the coolest thing EVAR. I swear, my brain's getting a woody.

My aunt Lynn has cancer. Melanoma to be specific.

Yeah, fuck you too, God.

Bob Hope finally kicked off. Goddamn, it was about time... what was he, 186?

Been offline for approximately a month (OF HELL!!). It's a long story, but my tv, phone and internet couldn't be connected because the line was fux0rd. Now, my landline is up and running and the cable internet and tv will be piped in hot and fresh, on thursday. Sweet Christs testicles, it's about time ( Read more... )