Cult Opportunity

[juanfandango]

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[juanfandango]

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Is the Special Secret Cult Tattoo design included in the 100-dollar price, or would the cult-leader-to-be have to come up with it on their own? Is it appropriate to have a 10-gallon sombraro as the tattoo?

[juanfandango]

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