So I went into the DIY store, and this little guy in an orange apron runs up to me and asks me if I want decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in, so that was that ( Read more... )

( Shamelessly pinched from elsewhere, bought out to see the light of day again on occasion of the holiday today )

Eeef you happen theese way and expect to see the Glory of Juan, then you need to become hees friend, for thees ees friends only and can only be seen by both of hees many friend meenions.

In breaking news, the Fandango has returned. More later...

London has "won" the Olympic games for 2012. Hip, hip...ugnnngh ( Read more... )

To lose against Bangladesh might be regarded as unfortunate.
To then lose against England smacks of carelessness.

( Cricket is best described as organised loafing - William Temple, former Archbishop of Canterbury )

Hello Trusted Friend ( Read more... )

March 2003: "weapons of mass destruction"

June 2003: "weapons of mass destruction programmes"

October 2003: "weapons of mass destruction-related programmes"

January 2004: "weapons of mass destruction-related programme activities."

From meenion es. I permeet demandsgrovelleeng requests for eenterviews een return.

1. How do you keep your typist from getting a big head about how close he is to the top?

I keep heem een a room weeth spikes een the ceileeng.

2. Why do you allow your minions to curse in anyone's name but your own?Techneecal correction: I no allow, I permeet. ( Read more... )