Eenterview mememe (ees all about me)

[juanfandango]

From meenion es. I permeet demandsgrovelleeng requests for eenterviews een return.

1. How do you keep your typist from getting a big head about how close he is to the top?

I keep heem een a room weeth spikes een the ceileeng.

2. Why do you allow your minions to curse in anyone's name but your own?Techneecal correction: I no allow, I permeet.

Comments

[juliann]

I am at once awed and disturbed by the fact that I shall soon have a game where Juan can prance about unfettered. Although the other gods are terribly jealous.

[juanfandango]

The other gods are beneeath me.

[es]

Will you do me the greatest of honors by asking questions in return, Oh Great One?

[juanfandango]

As promeesed, some questions about you:

1. What were your feelings when you realised you were an honored meenion of the Great Fandango?

2. Illustrate (weeth a diagram or oil painteeng eef necessary) how you are going to better your worsheep of the Great Fandango.

3. What advice would you give to a meenion who has been sadly hitherto possessed of a depleted enjoyment of life, who is moving through an icy grey torpor, in that they are currently unaware of the existence of the Great Fandango?

4. Eef you were to meet the Great Fandango tonight, how would you prepare for eet? Please eenclude your choice of clotheeng, perfume, weaponry, and possible escape routes.

5. What color ees your sombrero?

[goweli]

Me, please, oh great one?

[juanfandango]

I permeet thees.

1. Wheech actor could play the Great Fandango een a feelm?

2. Deescribe the feelings of guilt you have when you are no theenking of the Great Fandango.

3. Deescribe a food deesh that might be called after the Great Fandango?

4. What footwear would you wear in the presence of the Great Fandango?

5. What ees your favoureete Mexican food?

[stonebutterfly]

*waves* Allo. My name ees Threnodeee. You keelled my father.. preepare to .. oh.. wait.. strike that. Helloo! ;)

[juanfandango]

I permeet you to re-worsheep me!

[stonebutterfly]

How about eef I just re-sheep you? ;)

[juanfandango]

That would be baaaaad, I theenk.

[d2leddy]

when spoken aloud, causes een eets leesteners ecstasy so eentense that they gnaw at their own neepples and can only be revived weeth butterscotch.

I had a discharge not unlike butterscotch once.

[juanfandango]

You tasteed eet?