Juan Fandango has had hees surprise marriage to seenger Juanita Fandango annulled. Immediately after the ceremony his lawyers, Fandango, Fandango, Fandango, Fandango and Jones, filed for an annulment by the courts ( Read more... )

Meenion Reeddle (whose livejournal ees heedden not shown to mere mortals) was preeveleedged to dine with the meeserable typeest een El Toreador Fandango, a splendeed leetle Cantina een San Franceesco, weeth lots of tasteful Fandangornaments hangeeng from the ceileeng.

Meenion goweli left a note for me to meet her at John's Greell. I theenk the dame ees ( Read more... )

Juan Fandango's meeserable typeest weell be stayeeng at the Renaissance Parc 55 (on Cyreel Magneen) een San Franceesco (notheeng but the best for Juan Fandango's meenions - bear that een mind, all you other faux-grand-emporors) next week, and ees available for worsheep on the eveneengs of the Tues, Weds and Thurs (9,10,11th). Contact via email ( Read more... )

Juan Fandango occasionally eenfleects heemself upon veeseets hees meenions so they may be refreshed with the Presence of the Fandango. This last weekend eet was the turn of some of the MacFandango's Scottish meenions, meenion Seolta, meenion verdandiweaves, meenion Gus, and other meenions who have no yet been lured eento the Juan-worsheep of LJ. Eet was very ( Read more... )

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,1074576,00.html

..ees not just all about meeeee. Because although thees ees the Ego Online, and I permeet myself to be surroundeed weeth all my worsheepful leetle meenions, today we weell talk briefly about my typeest meenion. I permeet heem, weeth much suckeeng up to me, to be absent een December from hees meeserable task of transcribing my glorious ( Read more... )

6. Juan Fandango encouragees the exchange of pointless crap plasteec geefts between hees meenions that have no real use, such as the Juan Fandango [tm] Action Figure range, the Juan Fandango [tm] Lunchbox [tm] With Pencil Sharpener, or the Juan Fandango Baseball Cap [tm] With Annoying Flashing LEDs. Thees ees because The Great Fandango is the only ( Read more... )

1. A meenion should always agree with Juan Fandango ( Read more... )

Who has a crush on ( Read more... )

Yes! For a special leemeeteed pereeod, you may become a special FandangoApproved [tm] cult! Eent theese special leemeeteed period offer, Fandango Enterprises Inc weell, for a special leemeeted period only, arrange for your cult to be Offeecially Certeefied on the Eenternet [tm]. Seemply check wheechever boxes you weesh for your Cult Options and ( Read more... )