"Speak Like a Pirate" Day

[jubblegum]

Hmm...remind me to give Ashley (ashleybot) and Laura (my_unintended) some of my riches (I'm not going to use the word "booty" you perverts)! CM Punk (cmpunk) gets no riches...unless it's the day of a PWG show...in which case he gets a free dinner if he wants it.

"Don't PLUNDER the opportunity of achieving Rivitude!!!!!" <-- My actual yearbook quote. I'll have to scan it in

Comments

[opoortwistedme]

CM Punk wouldn't make for a good mate. Pirates drink lots of gin and rum, and Punk...well...doesn't. He'd also piss off the rest of the crew by preaching to them that being straight-edge makes him better than everyone else.

[jubblegum]

But I am Straight-Edge as well...

[opoortwistedme]

Then that would make it a full-blown mutiny. Hope ya like livin' in the belly of a squid.

[majinmoto]

bring me some chicken.