It is not a good idea to attack housemates with a boogie board while screaming "SURF'S UP!!!!" during finals week.
They will smite you dead.
I have certainly learned my lesson...BUT NEED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM BEFORE TOMORROW...BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
--matt

As you probably know, I have dedicated a great deal of my life to the UCSC Wellness Center (the gym) these past few years. So much time, in fact, that I would go as far in saying that it has become a second home, a sanctuary. Nowadays, it's gotten to the point where I recognize nearly every face that passes through the sliding glass entrance. I' ( Read more... )

You see, today was most peculiar ( Read more... )

“There once was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everybody died...the end ( Read more... )

Today marks my last year of teenage angst...SIGH. It's going to be angsty as fuck ( Read more... )

oh...I'M HOME BITCHES!!!

COME TO ME! NOW!!!

sincerely,

matthew george

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Please ignore the last entry. Thanks!

You should've seen the party last night. Now I'm hungover.

Windowsill rider ( Read more... )

So after hooking up with the guy I've been pining for, being dissatisfied, coming down with the stomach flu, and living on a gatorade/saltine diet between oral and rectal explosions for the past two days...I've realized some very important things ( Read more... )