...something was supposed to happen today.

Here I am.
I am now here.

.erehwon ma I

WRONG!
I've begun all wrong!

How d'ye do?

*mwah, mwah*

Are you being sufficiently entertained?
...
What? Pussy got your tongue?
Resign it shamelessly.

Hell forbid this well run dry.
Freeze me in this flame.
Remember me fondly with ashes in your mouth.
Dear me!
Remember me as a neon chameleon.
Cloaked in conspicuous ( Read more... )

So, I see you've arrived.
Word to the wise: do not dissect what you find.
You may find something worse.
Just ask.
Do not fear.

A retired escape artist and magician.
Houdini has become God.
He's so fucking ashamed.
He watches in utter chagrin as haggots make him meaningless.

Run.

Run.

Run.

Run.
Don't stop until you can feel again.

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Stop fucking blinking at me...

.elohssa ,yaw taht eb, eniF

Mere black symbols cast into the white vacuum.

¿gnitanicsaf taht t'nsI
Turning negative.Multiversal inversion.

!nagolS
Fuck
...uoy

Who?  What?  When?  Where?  Why?  How?
What?  When?  Where?  Why?  How?  Who?
Where?  Why?  How?  Who?  What?  When?
When?  Where?  Why?  How?  Who?  What?
Why?  How?  Who ( Read more... )

You're all such divine inspirations for billions of abortions.

I'm going to make you hate yourself...
just watch.
Oh, woe is Simon me!  Such insurmountable difficulty!
Such little things says can seem so large, yes?
Such light look things so heavy?
Oh sweetheart, the truth between is spurting from my mind's
mouth like (noun) from my throbbing (another ( Read more... )

Walk on into my minefield, baby.

You pathetic fucking worm.

Hi! I'm here to rattle your cage.
These are my eyes.
This is my perfect world.
Perfectly flawed in every way.
Just fucking give up already.
You bore me, slut.
Uh oh, singularity... what ever shall we do?!

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Do not presume.
Don't fucking assume.
You suck at life.
You're wrong.
Stop guessing.
Go away.
Stop reading.
Seriously, fuck off.
I don't need any of you.
But keep reading.
Please?

HAHAHA!
:)Before you bootlickers eat this out of me ( Read more... )

Where're my big guns?

Over here?I'd laugh at(with) you if you weren't driving me to tears ( Read more... )

(This is probably the most disturbing thing I've ever written. Enjoy.)Poor, poor girl ( Read more... )

If all the world's a stage, I'm a fucking magician.So let me have you look over here ( Read more... )