rachelsteve's mom: oh rachel, your dad brought home more immigrants in the big truck ( Read more... )

i love banana pudding so much, i was inspired to draw a picture of me loving banana pudding.


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blurg upon waking up at 3:30 and not being able to go back to sleep.

thank you jessie for my lovely food plate of death. it provided mucho excitmondo ( Read more... )

last night rachel and myself watched part of a tv show where people get to be champions at things like knocking over pink lawn flamingos and "blowing cocks"* and kissing a fat guy and having the most back hair. it was great.

* "blowing cocks" is when you run after a rooster with a leaf blower down a racing strip to see whose rooster can get there

girl in my religion class: wait, the pope got shot 8 times?!

jennifer zundel: no, that was fifty cent.

working in a concession stand provides lots of interesting opportunities.

such as serving a man with a long gray mullet a pickle.

for halloween i thought it would be great fun to wear false eyelashes. and since you have to glue them on, i figured it would be un bon idee to practice beforehand. so in my extreme procrastination of writing a sonnet, i got out my fake eyelashes and the eyelash glue and all was well until i figured out that my eye was sort of glued shut on one ( Read more... )

meganmooney is officially my idol. and my hero. because she is black.

and as we all know, once you go black, you ain't neva go back.

the end.

love, rachel.

today in science, i was shaking out my sweatshirt to be annoyingly loud while everyone was taking their quiz to annoy mrs. harper, and i shook out a bug. this particular bug looked like a crossbreeed between a dinosaur (because i have seen one and know exactly what they look like) and a mole. only not so big. so i watched it for a lot of minutes ( Read more... )