gloucestershire airport, in england, used to blast tina turner songs on the runways to scare birds away.

why tina turner?

i don't want to feel this small.

are you a mexiaCAN or a mexiCAN'T?

hmm?

my sister made me a massive bowl of banana pudding. and my mom bought me veggie burgers.and i found a safety pin in my pocket.

today is like the best day of my life.

Today was the oh-so-anticipated art feild trip ( Read more... )

on the way to swimming today there was a girl clapping sporadically while driving. i don't know how she did it, because she was clapping really fast, but not like she was happy about anything, more like she had tourettes of the arms and hands. or maybe she was trying to clap a bee to death. and she was laughing manically while doing it, giving it a ( Read more... )

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the religion paper i almost turned in ( Read more... )

so there was this cancer fundraiser thing and i volunteered for it... i was supposed to be a waitress or something similar ( Read more... )

i like that....