[Have the very pleasant view of a rat's teeth constantly gnawing at the lens, accompanied by the appropriate sound effects.]Now, now, Ratticus, I bought you those rubber teething toys for a reason, you know! Why can't you stop eating my boring-but-expensive rations! See how nummy these are? Why, I bet this purple one is grape-flavored! You're
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I thought you had disappeared!
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Did... did you start putting my face on milk cartons!?
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...Judge?
[man that rat was being bad and that video footage had looked SCARY]
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My goodness! It's...
... I apologize, have we met before? My mind isn't quite the iron fortress of doom that it used to be.
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...I have met you before, yes. In court.
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Am I going senile already!?
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Perhaps you should buy food for your Pokémon, sir.
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[... referring, of course, to the Rattata with the huge mouth of teeth.]
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I hope you're not suggesting that I would starve my own pet rat!
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