[In the midst of all this snow... well, there's an old man running around Violet, looking quite flustered. It seems that he's been out for a while, since his nose and cheeks are bright red.] Ratticus! Ratticus! Where on Earth have you gone ( Read more... )

[Have the very pleasant view of a rat's teeth constantly gnawing at the lens, accompanied by the appropriate sound effects.]Now, now, Ratticus, I bought you those rubber teething toys for a reason, you know! Why can't you stop eating my boring-but-expensive rations! See how nummy these are? Why, I bet this purple one is grape-flavored! You're ( Read more... )

[The Judge's face fills the screen, Blair Witch style. He looks just a little bit panicked, all things considered.]Hello? Is this the police? I've been kidnapped by a clearly delusional young woman who wants me to call her my mother and show her "my Poking-man"! I think she might be trying to do something that you young people call "getting into my ( Read more... )