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[judsonson]

When I grow up, I want to be Delilah. And don’t pretend like you don’t know who I’m talking about. Sure, you’ll be in your car, it’s late at night, and you’ll be flipping stations when huh, what’s this? A strange, seductively calm, charmingly sweet voice welcoming you to her show. Your show. And you know, somehow, that as impossible as it may

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[mazzzzzzeppa]

This is poetry.

[judsonson]

*tilts his head, squints*

I could probably play around with some formatting, now that ya mention it... ;-)

[rialc]

I've always said marry your best friend... it just works out better. :) You should be Delilah when you grow up. ;)

[judsonson]

Oh ye, the great marriage counselor? Never fear, I wake up every morning and plead with the voices in my head, the little elves, the ones that bake cookies in trees, and ask them why, why, why I shouldn't be Delilah when that I'm a big boy.

I have one of the greatest bad horror movies coming in soon and we must all assemble to watch it. It's so bad, I had to buy the MST3k version because I knew I wouldn't be able to watch it aux-natural...

[rialc]

I use to ask the elves why I couldn't grow up to be a big boy...

[judsonson]

Because you didn't buy enough cookies and send in your proofs of purchase...

[evilbart]

Oh, God I HATE Delilah! That bitch ruined my future plans: At one point in my life I was considering naming any daughter I might have Delilah, but then I was afraid people would think I had named her that because she was conceived during a an all-Peter Cetera episode of LiteFM Dear Abby

[judsonson]

You should call her up and tell her. It might actually make a pretty good call as people always phone in with their woes. But, uh, give us plenty of warning so we can tune in... ;-)

[intooeverything]

I hate delilah!

[judsonson]

She loves you!

[chantepoet]

hahahahahaha. What a classic. Put this entry in your "memories".