I have seen with my own eyes the Sibyl hanging in a jar, and when the boys asked her "What do you want?" She answered,
"I want to die."Will you walk into my parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly ( Read more... )

Taio!

*snicker* In my absence, he got his own page...

The strawberry in my Cheerio's, I tell ya...

I'm not sure how I feel about it, but I'm amazed by the bajillions of girls (Jimmy’s got a goil, goil, goil) whoring themselves out into the world (and she cointly can shimmie) of myspace who are obviously professional “I want to be model” girls. (When you see her shake, shake, shake) Their bodies seem “perfect” and their user info (when you see ( Read more... )

When I grow up, I want to be Delilah. And don’t pretend like you don’t know who I’m talking about. Sure, you’ll be in your car, it’s late at night, and you’ll be flipping stations when huh, what’s this? A strange, seductively calm, charmingly sweet voice welcoming you to her show. Your show. And you know, somehow, that as impossible as it may ( Read more... )

( *clears throat* )

Getting in from work. I think I want to go do something this eve. I really want to fondue. T'would be fun. Looking forward to the Actor's Nightmare. Think the kids can pull it off nicely. There really are some great kids there. Ready for Hello, Dolly! to say Goodbye, Judson! but I fear we still have another two weeks before we even open. ( Read more... )

"I...then taught high school English in a private school for seriously fucked-up rich kids."
-Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake (a semi-autobiographical novel...)

There's hope for me yet, by jingo!

Hilarious for the gamers out there...On a separate note, and not that I would ever condone such actions, but say a fella (or a goil, goil, goil) wanted to, I dunno, acquire some old computer games that he was fairly certain someone could, ya know...rip off the internet, how would he go about that? Just for arguments sake, I'll even include some, ( Read more... )

So I be sailin' the highspeed seas of DSL and boy, a difference it can make - fer better'r worse, mind ye. Been a'downloadin' all a'those patches I'da been avoidin'. Yargh. Everquest ho ( Read more... )