Twilight, according to Jimmy Carr *

[judymoe]

"I don't approve of 'Twilight'. It's about a young girl's choice between bestiality and necrophilia."

Hmm.

I approve of this definition.

(Could also be "about a sullen teen and her stalker, whom she also stalks"...yep.)

* on the Jonathan Ross Show

Comments

[glinda_north]

The only tiny thing that's wrong about his observation is that the heroine also wants to be dead--so "necrophilia" isn't exactly correct (I think). Though she does want to do the dirty deed regardless of whether or not she is also dead so, uh, yeah. What he said. What you said.

Plus: it's badly written.

Does that stop me from being sad that you and I couldn't go see Eclipse and drink vanilla vodka? No, it does not. Wah.