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[judysebben]

I just realized all of my recent entries have been as Birdgirl instead of Judy! If I don't update as my normal self soon someone could put the clues together and expose my secret!

Well, it certainly seems as if you've all had an eventful few weeks.  I'm sorry I've been too busy to properly follow along, but I trust everyone is doing okay?  I think

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[monarch_the]

Well aren't you just a busy beaver.

[judysebben]

I hear you've been rather occupied yourself.

[monarch_the]

I've just never been a fan of boredom.

[judysebben]

Maybe you should try becoming a fan of karma.

[judysebben]

That was very nice of you! We seem to deal almost exclusively in strange cases. No problem. It will be a pleasure.

[judysebben]

That's right! He's a little dramatic, but amazingly still not the weirdest person who works here. It's no wonder so many of our office policies are so bizarre.

[the_g_prime]

So you're a lawyer? I need someone to represent me from my room on my case against Doritos. Do you know they seal those bags so tight it's impossible to get them open? I pulled a muscle on the last bag! I need compensation!

[judysebben]

Well, I'm not personally a lawyer, I just help out from time to time at Daddy's firm. But The Birdteam would be happy to take your case! They've handled plenty of... unique lawsuits such as yours!

[the_g_prime]

Very well, I will now also be forwarding you my claim, personal injury scans and a picture of the aforementioned bag of chips, which I still have not gotten open.

[judysebben]

Excellent! I'll bring them by Birdman's office first thing in the morning! In the meantime, maybe you could use scissors to help with your chip eating needs?