come saturday, i'll have a brother in law

yesterday i lept from a plane. it was everything it should have been

That's my last Duchess painted on the wall ( Read more... )

ten minutes ago, i coated myself with oil slick and dirt while relocating four spare tires from behind the garage to beside a stocky eucalyptus tree accompanied with chain. two faint dots drifting steady against the wind rendered themselves birds of prey as they hover into my jean-dusting proximity. them above and with greater ease than i, ( Read more... )

someday i will land helicopters with precision

so if in forty years the world population has doubled, and i have a lucid dream i finally wake from this morning that entertains the conscious me with a notion that enclosed in my body is an eternal soul. together my spiritual ego binds me with other waking dreamers in the idea that we've seen earth before and we will forever see it again. id much ( Read more... )

YOU ALL FALL SUBJECT TO YOUR BIOLOGY. STOP FUCKING AND DECLARE A SENSE OF PURPOSE OUTSIDE OF PROCREATION. BECOME MORE THAN PRIMAL URGES OR LEAVE ME ALONE. but if you owe me a twenty, please gimme, cause im considering an act of blackmail. its not my thang but its principle driven so please make nice before i gotta make malicious

what happend earlier im not sure off ( Read more... )

geraldo rivera is such a fucking blowhard!

in four semesters i will impulsively join greenpeace and itll be the most honorable halfbaked decision ive made yet