The follo​wing '​speec​h'​ was writt​en recen​tly by an ordin​ary Maine​-​iac [a resid​ent of the Peopl​e'​s Repub​lic of Maine​ ]. While​ satir​ical in natur​e,​ all satir​e must have a basis​ in fact to be effec​tive.​ This is an excel​lent piece​ by a perso​n who does not write​ for a livin​g ( Read more... )

What the fuck do you want from me? Why are you on a fucking mission to piss me off? GO AWAY. LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE. STOP TALKING SHIT!!!

So...um...there's a dog in my garage ( Read more... )

That's my hometown. That's where I grew up ( Read more... )

It's a shitty day in the life of me. Fuck it all.

catch me while you can. Past 2 entries in the past 2 days have gone from friends only to private within a few hours...I like to vent.

CUBBIES in first place for the NL Central division!!!! I'm gonna enjoy this while it lasts...

hey melissa....how bout dem yankees?

Plain White T's concert was last night ( Read more... )

Ok a couple things.

I heard on the radio that Ashlee Simpson thinks she is prego with Petey Wentz's baby. Ew.

Another thing...My nose is runny, my throat hurts...yet I feel generally ok. My body has good timing, I'll tell ya that.

Since when did livejournal turn into facebook???? WTF mate.