2007 shall now be known as the year of the engaged or broken-hearted. I hate this whole being mid-20's thing where everyone you know gets engaged...except you, and you're not even close. Even couples that have broken up, or seemed like they were going to...are now tieing the knot. W.T.F. mate. I don't need to be married or engaged...or even to be ( Read more... )

Ok, so first off, miss bologna, douche bag zbt posted this on myspace, which happens to be ironic. I have decided to edit it in a humorous matter...please sit back, read and enjoy lj readers. My comments are in bold.

What every kiss means:
Kiss on the stomach = Im ready "69 is my favorite number"Kiss on the Forehead = "i hope we're together ( Read more... )

why would any bank give me a credit limit of $2000. I dont feel like that was very smart of them. ohhhhhhhhhhhhh well.

This was posted as a bulletin by a myspace friend and I wanted to save it in my lj. read it or not.

People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self centered ( Read more... )

I want to say 'I love you', but I don't want it to be misunderstood. Who decides what 'i love you' means? There are so many types of love, yet society has taught us to be afraid of that word. I know what I mean when I say I love you to friends, family, or starbucks...but interpretation is half the battle.

R.I.P Taco and Jerry da fishies...

you were good fishies, you swam up, you swam down...you swam. have fun in the sarasota county sewer system.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you so very very very very much!!! You are one of my bestest friends, a true friend, and an amazing person. You will make some guy very lucky someday ( Read more... )

or have the cure for

boys are stupid. throw large, sharp, pointy rocks at them till they get women.

Life is odd ( Read more... )

I PASSED ( Read more... )