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if only god had intended me to be an electrical engineer
Things not to do at work ( Read more... ) -
too much excitement for one [ju]
i am gonna pop soon. i want my car now. NOW. it's gonna be soooooo awesome ( Read more... ) -
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anything interesting happening tonight or anytime this weekend? -
under no circumstances
should i hear "she thinks my tractor sexy" playing anywhere in the workplace. -
greetings from the future
I am currently sitting at the penthouse lounge of the JW marriott in hong kong, and what am i doing? blogging..... i have a panoramic view of the harbor with its endless span of reflective sky scrapers. i can see pass the bay and the valley beyond and yet there are more sky scrapers past that. this is truly an amazing city. i forget how small ( Read more... ) -
Dear Middle Age Male Coworkers,
NO, you are not being discreet. Even if you do have the courtesy to put your hand in your pocket instead of dropping your pants. We can all still see that you are scratching your balls. Does it feel better to have the gentle cotton of your khakis wrapped around your weathered fingers as they briskly stroke your testicles? May I offer you a ( Read more... ) -
weekend at hilton head
this is about the best time of the year to go to the beach. all the school kids are back in school so you don't have to deal with them. the sun still shines bright and the hotel rooms are cheaper then the peak season. the one downfall is that you have to be okay with seeing lots of old people on the beach. this was the most relaxing vacation i' ( Read more... ) -
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i become a bigger geek by the minute
i've decided that i am going to buy a pass for dragon con next year and save some heartache. we did manage to come across some free passes this year because of some people we know that work security. we got very very drunk. i did not get nearly as drunk as rutledge, but then again, i didn't have a half bottle of scotch and a third bottle of ( Read more... )