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[jukeboxzero]

If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
By Rod Hilton

FADE IN:

EXT. WASHINGTON

KRISTEN STEWART goes to FORKS, WASHINGTON.

KRISTEN STEWART (V.O.)

Once upon a time, there lived an enchanting girl named Stephanie Meyer, er I mean Kristen Stewart. She was so awesome that her awesomeness couldn't be contained in Arizona, so she moved to

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[mysecretweapon]

Uhhh, wow... is this what it's like to read my stuff?

Anyway, there are two good lines here

"Try not to get dork all over him."

and

"the family that slays together, stays together."

[beep_oh_beep]

you are my hero. the end.

[jukeboxzero]

I get that a lot.