It's beautiful out.

Sometimes, I feel invisible.

"I want to know you."

What does that mean, "know me"? "Know me."

Nobody knows anyone else, ever...

You will never, ever know me.

How to Do the 6-Step ( Read more... )

"MAAAAAAAAAVRIIIIIIIIICK!"

I wanted to share 2 really great articles by David Wong, that I read on Cracked.com today ( Read more... )

Man, I need to check myself before I wreck myself...

Manly Bike for Sale ( Read more... )

"So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started ( Read more... )

Looks like Beer Robot may be making an appearance tomorrow.

I tortured and executed people who disagreed with me… wanna put me on your t-shirt?